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#samuel l jackson #birds #motherfucker #actors #photo edit #tweet
Can you imagine this? The dawn of a new day appears as sunlight enters your home. You glance over at the clock on the wall and close your eyes reassured that you have time to sleep in. “Tweet tweet motherfucker!” you hear someone shout from outside your bedroom window. You immediately throw your covers off and rush to investigate. There you look up to find Samuel L. Jackson’s head on a bird’s body precariously perched on a tree branch a short distance away. “Tweet tweet motherfucker!” he says again. It’s impossible for you to look away. He looks angry. Angry that he’s the feathered bastard who has to wake your lazy ass up when he’s got other important bird shit to do. So angry in fact that you decide it’s best for you to change out of your pajamas and fix yourself a goddamn cup of gourmet coffee.
(photo: courtesy of igloomacaronirascal)