stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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@3 hours ago with 29988 notes

forcefields:

it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat
sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…

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@3 hours ago with 11637 notes

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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@3 hours ago with 59147 notes
drakefanclub:

Neato

drakefanclub:

Neato

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@3 hours ago with 85339 notes
desidere:

klaustrofovia:

Another crossover from my favorite couple Hercules and Ariel.  

desidere:

klaustrofovia:

Another crossover from my favorite couple Hercules and Ariel.  

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@3 hours ago with 10482 notes
kimiooon:

ok, so I was drawing centaurs, yeah, and then WHAT IF WE REVERSE THE CENTAUR ??

kimiooon:

ok, so I was drawing centaurs, yeah, and then WHAT IF WE REVERSE THE CENTAUR ??

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@3 hours ago with 4936 notes

officialfrenchtoast:

officialfrenchtoast:

Should I Read Spoilers Or Should I Wait: A novel by me

I Should’ve Fucking Waited: A sequel

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@3 hours ago with 73702 notes
did-you-kno:

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@3 hours ago with 2918 notes

sherlocksmyth:

i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

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@3 hours ago with 43152 notes

rodneykong:

u can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday right

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@3 hours ago with 123380 notes

canyounotmywaywardson:

so-good-to-you:

vaughnwhiskey:

tltty:

for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet

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sorry that color is #2C4762

Tumblrs is #2B4864

image Actually, it’s coral blue #3

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@3 hours ago with 528860 notes
stellavee:

STOP, YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART

stellavee:

STOP, YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART

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@3 hours ago with 473499 notes
fuckyeahneena:

I don’t even need to talk to anyone right now and I would make 10 calls from this. 

fuckyeahneena:

I don’t even need to talk to anyone right now and I would make 10 calls from this. 

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@3 hours ago with 14965 notes
@3 hours ago with 420581 notes

mamacastiel:

IM FUFCKING CRYING AT THIS PICTURE OF A DUCK

FUC KING LOOK AT THIS SHIT

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IT’S LIKE

no

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d ont hurt my childern

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@3 hours ago with 67996 notes